Whozitz and Whatzitz Unique Gifts and Cards
3184 East Indian School Road, Phoenix, AZ 85016 NW corner of Indian School Road and 32nd STREET

Prescription Coffee Mug

$19.99 $14.99

The Prescription Coffee Mug is one of our BEST SELLING items from our first days open!  And it's still one of the most popular items we've ever had the pleasure to carry!  Prescribe yourself some Java Juice for maximum joltage!  Rx is yours to set!


It's Monday afternoon. You've got an important TPS report due in the next hour. You absentmindedly reach for your coffee cup and notice it's way lighter than it should be. As you tip it skyward, you realize that your favorite drug is at a catastrophically low level. You're running on fumes! Your body is awash with panic, which is good because then you get a little charge from the endorphins, just enough to get you to the coffee machine before the dreaded jitters, shakes, and headaches set in.

Not that we've ever been there, mind you. *twitches*

This Prescription Mug makes it look like you're drinking your drug of choice, which, of course, you are! All sorts of cute information on the bottle's "label," including dosage directions: Drink one mug by mouth; repeat until awake and alert. In a related note, we're glad to see Dr. Feelgood is getting some work. We weren't sure he'd renewed his license to practice since 1989's doctor-in-residence program with Mötley Crüe.

Product Specifications 

  • Coffee mug that looks like a prescription bottle
  • Great conversation starter
  • Great for the caffeine addict in your life - one that doesn't need an intervention
  • Capacity: 12 oz.
  • Materials: Ceramic
  • Microwave safe
  • Hand wash recommended (for longest life)
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